A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, " Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. "
Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss ?? "
“Oh, I don't know, " said the stranger. " How about Nuclear power ?? "
“OK, " said Little Johnny. "
That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.
“A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is ?? "
” Jeez, " said the stranger. " I have no idea. "
“Well, then, " said Little Johnny, " How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit ?? "